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Faye
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| Joined: | Sat Jan 5th, 2008 |
| Location: | California USA |
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Posted: Thu Nov 20th, 2008 05:32 pm |
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3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead on the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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Ellie
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Posted: Fri Nov 21st, 2008 12:40 pm |
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My son Matt was 4 and a ring bearer in my borthers wedding.He was so excited abiut his big day that he would not eat breakfast.He was so hungry by the time the ceromony rolled around,but he did well.It was an episcopal wedding so they held the holy uchirist which is like communion where you go up and drink the purple juice and eat the paper wafer.Well my 4 year old though he was getting a cookie.He shoved it in his mouth and made such a face and spit it back into my sisters hand.We have it on video.Kids do and say the funniest things in or out of church.I was in the dept store one day on crutches and some little boy asked me if I was handicrapped because his brother said I was handicrapped.I love kids.
Ellie
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dana64
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Posted: Sun Nov 23rd, 2008 08:39 pm |
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| I love children to....Like you said ellie you never know what they are going to do or say.....If you want them to do something they won't.....Until you leave.....What joys and smiles they bring in their innocence.....
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